ODERUS URUNGUS COMMENTS ON THIS WEEKEND’S GWAR-B-Q

This Saturday marks the first GWAR-B-Q at Gwar’s Slave Pit in more than ten years. Neither Vince nor myself will be there ’cause it’s in Richmond, VA, but it sounds frickin’ sweet: there’s gonna be a performance from RAWG, a musical history of GWAR featuring members that have been in the band throughout their 25 year career, PLUS performances from Cannabis Corpse, Mobile Death Camp, Supression, Mensrea, and others, PLUS karaoke, skating, tattooing, and the spew-Olympics… whatever the fuck that is. In any case, it sounds like a typically GWARian awesome disgusting time.

When reached for comment, GWAR’s vocalist and notorious baby-crusher, Oderus Urungus, had this to say:

“What? They are having a what? And they didn’t tell me? Those fuckers! Didn’t even invite the lead singer to the party named after his band! Those little slave bastards are gonna pay for this… I don’t care how many hot sluts or dead pigs or shitty bands or woefully inadequete toilet facilities you think you might, or might not, of had… ummm… oh yeah, I’m not going!”

So, there ya have it. Go to the GWAR-B-Q and have a great time, without fear of having your baby crushed by the mighty Oderus.

The fun happens this Saturday at The Bike Lot in Richmond, VA, beginning at noon. You can get more details here. And here’s a fun video promo for the event:

If you go, send us pictures, so that we may live vicariously through you.

And in case you somehow forgot, GWAR’s new album, GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror, comes out later this year on Metal Blade.

-AR