SH*T HAPPENS TO EVERY TIME I DIE

Every Time I Die have been releasing these 5-minute tour diary shorts in weekly installments to promote their current stint on Warped Tour, and since the dudes in ETID are about as funny as they come I’m hoping we get to see some true comedy. The first episode was mainly an introduction, but the second episode, released yesterday, is where things really start to heat up… literally.

Among other things — a van breakdown fixed by velcro, another fixed via jump-start, and yet another one fixed by… I’m not sure how they fixed that — in the latest episode we get to see what happens when one band member and another random partier stick a hot sauce-soaked piece of paper up their ass and urethra, respectively. Curious? There’s no embed code, so go watch it here.

Look forward to many more poop and fart jokes, the bread and butter of life in a metal band on the road, every week with Shit Happens.

-VN