EMMURE NOODZ. THAT’S RIGHT: EMMURE NOODZ.

While not exactly a sex tape per se, this video footage of an interview with Emmure frontman Frankie Palmeri (courtesy of Metal With Reason) completely trumps the one I recently conducted with him. Opting to answer questions while preparing for and taking a shower, Palmeri took full advantage of this interviewer’s patience and put him into a brilliantly awkward position. Props to the man for his humility and willingness to engage in some good-natured fun. Andy Kaufman would be proud.

Watch it now before it gets removed from YouTube on account of buttcrackage. HAPPY HUMP DAY!

-GS