BEST UKRANIAN METALCORE BAND IN THE WORLD RELEASES NEW VIDEO

Remember Infinite Tales, the best Ukranian metalcore band ever? Honestly, neither did I. But I saw the band name in an e-mail and was like, “Wait, that sounds kinda familiar,” and so I did a search of our site (see how easy that was, kids?), and then I was like, “Oh yeaaaaaahhhh. That band. Okay.” And then I actually read the e-mail and saw that the band has a new video, for the song “Running Away.” And I have to support my favorite Ukranians, right? I mean, if I don’t, who will?

Unfortunately, the video for “Running Away” has no butterflies, choreographed leaps, matching outfits, or references to an antibiotic, and is therefore inferior to its predecessor, “Amoxicillin… Extermination.” That being said, it does features what are either fireflies or specks of dust (I can’t quite tell which) and community theater caliber performances, so, y’know. It’s got that going for it.

This band’s album is called Only the Beginning. Well, goll-ee, I hope that’s true!

-AR