BRET MICHAELS LIKES WEED

Weed: Responsible for this photo?

Do you think Bret Michaels is a nice guy in real life? He seems like he would be. But it’s been my experience that more often than not, people who achieved that level of fame and success are real douche bags. Which kinda makes sense, ’cause what kind of frail ego needs a spotlight that bright shined on it at all times?

But I know there are exceptions to this rule, and I’d like to think that Michaels is one of them. And the cops just found weed on his tour bus, so between the fact that he wrote “Unskinny Bop” and the fact that we both like to get tall, I think that Bret and I could be friends.

(I guess I should mention that they found other “controlled substances” on the bus, too. But it was in Indiana; the police probably found Bret’s insulin and assumed it was heroin. I kid, I kid.)

Actually, the most amazing thing about this story is that no one got arrested. How the fuck did that happen? Were the cops like “Oh, you’re Bret Michaels, it’s cool?” And if so, how did the story get out? I feel like there’s some vital piece of information missing here. Either that, or cops are way more lenient about shit in Indiana than they are in New York. Or maybe Bret Michaels is, like, a Jedi. A weed Jedi. Teach me, Obi-Wan Michaels.

In all seriousness, Bret, if you’re reading this, hit us up the next time you’re in town. We’ll get you so high you could have seven aneurysms and not feel a thing.

-AR