VINCE NEIL, UNREPENTANT PIECE OF SH*T

In 1984 Vince Neil went driving while drunk and subsequently killed or maimed three people, only one of whom had actually been stupid enough to get in the car with him. Then, last week, he was arrested in Vegas for drunk driving, demonstrating that the fateful night twenty-six years ago really had a long-lasting impact on him and the way he looks at life.

And how does Vince feel about his DUI? By all appearances, really, really guilty: Last Thursday, three days after the arrest, he asked a crowd in Vegas, “Who’s been drinking tequila tonight? Who’s gonna drink some tequila tonight?” And we know this happened ’cause TMZ has video of the incident.

It’s one thing to become a lame, bloated fuck who’s so winded he can’t even sing the lyrics to his own shit, ’cause at the end of the day, that doesn’t hurt anyone but the people who are still dumb enough to pay to see Vince Neil live in 2010. But to pull shit like this and just laugh it off… Christ, that’s the kind of thing that makes me think that Mike Monroe and the surviving members of Hanoi Rocks should be allowed to gang rape Neil to death.

The worst part is that Neil knows the pain of losing a child, but he’d still put the lives of other people’s kids at risk ’cause he’s too dumb to either drink less or use his Motley money to hire a driver. When Mick Mars is finally done turning into a statue, someone should drop him on Neil from a great height. At least then Neil will lose some of the weight.

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]