AXL’S NSFW REVIEW OF FAITH NO MORE AT THE WILLIAMSBURG WATERFRONT

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Axl walks onto the Williamsburg Waterfront… nervous, this being his first time seeing Faith No More. He has listened to their music for what seems like forever. Whenever he does so, hours go by in minutes.

He is trying to focus on Rahzel, but finds it difficult. He is wondering what the band is doing right now, wondering if they are nervous, wondering if they are going to make him feel things that he has not felt in a very long time.

He shares another pre-show joint with Vince, takes a deep breath, tries to just relax.

The band finally takes the stage. He closes his eyes and feels his entire body shivers with excitement.

Faith No More moves over the top of him and straddles his lap. Grinding into him. They could make him cum so easily, but wants badly to just let it build. Breathing is getting quicker.

Faith No More unzips his pants, takes his cock in their hand, dropping to their knees and guiding it to their waiting mouth, bobbing its head up and down, taking more in with every pass, massaging his balls with their other hand.

Making loud slurping noises as they suck. Taking it out of their mouth now, running the edge of its tongue up and down the full length of the shaft, kissing the dickhead and rubbing it on their face. “Do you know how long I’ve wanted this?” they ask.

“I’ve been dreaming about this for so long,” Axl replies.

Then Faith No More takes him back into its mouth and starts sucking very fast again, sucking like a Hoover and sticking its fingers in his asshole, rubbing his ass cheeks. That’s all he can take; he can feel his cum rushing to his dick hole like a geyser at Yellowstone.

“Oh shit!” he screamed, shooting stream after stream of cum down my Faith No More’s throat, watching in disbelief as they swallow every bit, looking up at him and smiling after they’re done. “That was so fucking fantastic, Faith No More. I never thought a show would feel that good. I will never forget this as long as I live.”

“Neither will we,” Faith No More replies, short of breath. They up and guiding his still-hard dick to their hot spot, squatting down and ramming it in. “You’ll never forget this, either.” Then Faith No More starts bouncing up and down on his dick like a cowboy on a wild horse. Bouncing up and down and grabbing the back of his neck and stuffing his face into its big, firm tits, guiding his mouth to one of its nipples, making loud moaning sounds.

He screams: “Oh shit I love you Faith No More! I have never felt this good! Please tell me we will always do this. I will be your sex toy forever, Faith No More. MMM. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Ohhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!”

Faith No More digs its nails into the back of his neck, and he feels their orgasm explode against him, sending a shiver of electricity through his already weakened body. Causing his balls to tighten.

“Oh shit Faith No More!” he screams, tightly gripping FNM’s waist with both hands and slamming them down extra hard on his dick. Thrusting his head back and seeing spots that were every color of the rainbow. “I’m cummmmming!”

Faith No More quickly jumps off his dick and fell to its knees, quickly guiding his tool to their eager, open mouth, sucking him so hard he thinks they might pulls his brain right through his dick.

“Mmm,” Faith No More moans as he shoots loads of cum into its mouth and down its throat, feeling as though he is about to faint. After what seems like forever, FNM releases his cock, slurping up the cum that was dripping out of the side of their mouth. “You cum in quarts, Axl.”

He is exhausted, Faith No More is exhausted, and they both collapse beside each other, catching their breath. Faith No More tells him to get some sleep… they play again Monday, and he’s gonna need it.

-AR