THE CROWN TEAMS WITH CENTURY MEDIA FOR FACE-F*CKING OF THE DECADE

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to state that at some point The Crown slipped through hyperspace into our world from an alternate dimension. An awesome alternate dimension like the secret, genius-only utopia in Atlas Shrugged. You may think me a madman, but that is the explanation for their awesomeness that I present to you here on Be Nice Day. Yes yes, I’ve heard the theory that The Crown is comprised of killer time-travelling robots from the future. Pfft. There are way too many holes in that theory, friends. Like, why? Is their mission to distract the shit out of death metal fans with at least three hyper-addictive records? And from what do they wish to divert us? And who programmed these robots to rip, I ask you?

Okay look, we can split hairs here or we can sit back and celebrate the news that The Crown’s never-thought-it’d-happen seventh album is slated for a September release on a heavy-duty record label and gosh that means I can finally release these burdensome hostages. Guitarist Marko Tervonen from a press release:

We are happy as hell to turn a new page in The Crown’s history book…and to pick up the journey with Century Media Records supporting us feels great. We can’t wait to unleash Doomsday King upon you all!!!

Hey click here to groove on over to Blabbermouth where the full press release will link you right the fuck back to the MetalSucks Multiverse Exclusive Interview with Tervonen. Cuz that’s what happens when you run from us.

-ADF