METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER
Fuck you, Tommy Lee.
You stupid, talentless hack. You waste of sperm and egg and food and water and air. Every day resources are wasted on you, when they could be utilized on someone else. Every seven seconds someone in the United States dies, which means you should feel guilty every seven seconds. Sure, we can’t prevent some of those deaths, but if you live while we don’t stop the ones we could prevent, well, then we have all failed. There is literally no piece of food or liquid that you’re good enough to consume. Every single bite. Should go. To another mouth.
How do you justify this “music?” Can you really tell yourself it’s good?
Look around the room, Tommy. Every single person in that room who tells you this is okay is either lying to you because they’re using you for personal gain, or is mentally handicapped to a dangerous extent. I’m not talking about I Am Sam retarded where the guy can, like, raise a little girl and shit. I’m talking lock-them-in-a-room-and-throw-away-the-key retarded. I’m talking Lenny in Of Mice and Men, someone-needs-to-take-care-of-this-guy retarded. This is the life you’ve made. These are the people with whom you have chosen to surround yourself.
Is it worth it? I’m not even talking about your legacy. Legacies will disappear, too, when the sun dies and humanity ends. Everything is meaningless. (You’d better hope – if there is a God, He will not forgive you for this.) Everyone will die and everything will be forgotten. Life has only the meaning you give it. Is this the meaning of your life? Is this the statement you want to make?
I’m not a violent man, Tommy Lee, but I would fight you over this “fight song.” And even if I lost – even if it were a fight to the death, and I was killed – people would say “He sacrificed himself for a noble cause.”
This year, Korn and Limp Bizkit and Attack Attack! and a mechanical toy monkey with little cymbals will all release better albums than yours. Do you understand how low you’ve sunk?
This is the end of Culture.
Fuck you, Tommy Lee.
Fuck.
You.
Wish you’d been born deaf here.
-AR
