CLAYMATION BRET MICHAELS MORE MASCULINE THAN ACTUAL BRET MICHAELS

Jon Wiederhorn at Noisecreep says “It’s too early to start making fun of Poison frontman Bret Michaels,” given all the terrible shit he’s been through lately – but I respectfully disagree. Am I really supposed to sit here and pretend that Bret Michaels is Ronnie James Dio? It doesn’t mean I hate Michaels, it just means I recognize that he’s a buffoon. If we weren’t laughing at Michaels, we wouldn’t be talking about him at all.

So. Michaels’ voice, a claymation version of his body, are making a cameo on the June 11 season premiere of Nick at Night’s Glenn Martin, DDS. And now a clip with Michaels’ appearance has found its way online.

I’ve never seen the show before, but based on this clip, it looks like I’m not missing anything. Still, there’s something so perfect about the way they captured Michaels… it looks like they gave a lady claymation figure some five o’clock shadow and called it a day. Which is perfect, ’cause. Y’know. Michaels basically looks like a lady with five o’clock shadow. No wonder my mom mistook him for my Aunt Sadie.

Bret Michaels on Nick at Nite’s Glenn Martin, DDS from NickPress on Vimeo.

-AR