I CAN’T BELIEVE IN THIS MOMENT CALLED THEIR NEW SINGLE “THE GUN SHOW”

Or that they actually included the lyric “Welcome to the gun show.” Then again, I can’t quite believe that anyone anywhere takes this band seriously in the first place, so I don’t know why I’m so surprised.

ANYWAY, you can listen to the song here. I will say, good for this band for continuing to show some variety in their sound, even if I haven’t liked any of those sounds. Their first album, Beautiful Tragedy, was mostly generic nu-metalcore; their last album, The Dream, was more melodic and power metal-ish; and if this song is any indication, their upcoming A Star-Crossed Wasteland is going to sound like nu-metalcore by way of Black Label Society.Which is about as appealing to me as the thought of pissing on the third rail, but, hey, I know a lot of people like this band, so, y’know. Hip-hip-hooray.

In other news, Maria Brink’s blue dress now has tiger stripes on it. Variety truly is the spice of life.

A Star-Crossed Wasteland comes out July 13 on Century, and will probably outsell any three of your favorite releases of 2010 combined. Cry for our world.

-AR