IF YOU MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST 25 SECONDS OF THE NEW HELLYEAH VIDEO…

…then mazel tov, ’cause you outlasted me. And I even snorted some coke and tried to think of my grandma naked to dull the sensation, but, nope – absolutely nothing was able to prevent me from feeling like I wanted to hop in a pick-up truck, drink beer, have more children than I can reasonably afford to support, vote for people who don’t have my best interests at heart, and be all pissy about how this ain’t the America I grew up in, and it ain’t the America my daddy grew up in, either. And that’s not a good feeling. Especially since my daddy ain’t from here in the first place.

-AR