THE BIG FOUR COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

Kerry King hopes this summer’s brief Big Four Euro-tour comes to America and the rest of the world, but he can shit in one hand and hope in the other and see which one fills up first, as the saying goes; why take the risk? This morning I woke up to an e-mail alerting me to the fact that one of the Sonsiphere shows, on June 22, is going to be simulcast live into movie theaters throughout the United States, Canada, Latin America, and Europe.

The idea of sitting through a metal concert in a movie theater strikes me as a pretty iffy proposition – I mean, are you supposed to try and rock out, or sit there and eat your popcorn, or what the fuck…? – and tickets are even pricier than for a normal movie (eighteen bucks here in New York), but… oh, fuck it, who am I kidding? Of course I’m gonna to this if I can.

Check out the complete listing of times and theaters here. And the trailer is below…

-AR