“TIK TOK,” KE$HA SUCKS DEATH METAL’S COCK (AND GIVES IT AN STD)

My very limited experience with Ke$ha tells me she’s one of the worst things to happen to popular culture ever, and that having unprotected sex with Tommy Lee is probably a safer bet than going anywhere near this slut. (I don’t say that in a sexist way; I mean, her music is actively about acting like a whore, so I think it’s more than okay to call her out on it.) And while I normally hate ironic metal covers of pop songs, I actually like this death metal rendition of “Tik Tok,” because it doesn’t just reproduce the song with screaming and heavier guitars and doesn’t try to be too overtly goofy – it actually takes it and turns it into  a full-on, bloody-rare steak death metal song, and it allows the fact that a death metal rendition of Ke$ha is funny in and of itself without having to add another joke. If you told me it was a new Bloodbath demo and didn’t mention Ke$ha at all, I think I’d believe you.

Thanks to Tim McElroy for sening this in.

-AR