THE METALSUCKS-PRESENTED FACEMELTER TOUR 2010 FEAT. DYING FETUS, ARSIS, MISERY INDEX, ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY, AND CONDUCTING FROM THE GRAVE STARTS TONIGHT!!!

The MetalSucks-sponsored “Facemelter Tour 2010” is sure to be the most bone-breakingly, ass-rippingly, and, yeah, face-meltingly br00tal tour of the season. Dying Fetus. Holy shit, do those dudes crush live. Arsis? Misery Index? If you ever wanna have childen, I hope you’ve donated sperm recently, because those bands are gonna crush your balls into dust. Sadly, I’ve never seen Annotation of an Autopsy or Conducting from the Grave live before, but given their excellence in the field of “FUCK YOU GGGRRRRR!!!” and brain-melting, it’s hard for me to imagine they’ll do anything but crack skulls and break necks.

And the tour kicks off tonight in Baltimore! Only pansies are gonna miss this thing… and you’re not a pansy, are you? So get dates here, and then get your ass out to a show. It will rule your world.

-AR