I’M NOT SURE THAT I UNDERSTAND RAMMSTEIN’S “HAIFISCH” VIDEO, BUT I LIKE IT

Here are the some of the things you will see in “Haifisch” (which apparently means “shark fish”), the latest cinemetallic oddity from the whacky Krauts in Rammstein:

1. A cat fight at a funeral.
2. A woman peeing beside a grave.
3. Some dude getting set on fire.
4. A car exploding.
5. A dude dressed like Snow White spanking some other dude who I guess is supposed to be a dwarf.
6. A picture of James Hetfield.
7. Some murderous mountain climbers.
8. Homicide on the moon.
9. A recreation of the off-screen “feed the fat  fuck to death” sequence from the movie Seven.
10. A girl in a bikini licking a stamp suggestively.

What the fuck does any of it MEAN? I think there’s a vague storyline about someone faking his own death maybe, but I’m not really sure. Does it matter? Whatever else you wanna say about Rammstein, you can’t accuse them of failing to make memorable videos…

They shoulda released this thing on 4/20…

-AR