OKAY SERIOUSLY JUST ONE LAST POST ABOUT ICP

Because MS Suckalo Mykee Shaffer sent us a link to a Cracked blog by Daniel O’Brien. In the article, Mr. O’Brien attempts to help ICP clear up some of their confusion about “miracles” by offering them a new text book to study  –Learn Your Fuckin’ Science with the Insane Clown Posse, which was apparently authored by Fuck Scientists:

I’ve created a juggalo-friendly textbook, taking into account the song’s claim that they “don’t wanna talk to a scientist,” who they consider to be a “lying motherfucker” intent on “getting [them] pissed.” To that end, every lesson will be directly based on actual ICP lyrics, and every page will be packed with in-your-face juggalo clown-rage. Or, the best clown-rage I can muster.

I used to read O’Brien on a regular basis, but then something got all fucked up with my RSS feed and now I basically never remember to check him out. But everything he writes is gold. GOLD, I TELL YOU! I mean, just check out this little sample:

If you love yourself, read the rest here.

-AR