FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED RATT INFESTATION CD AND POSTER!

Last week’s funny photo caption contest may’ve been a bit misleading. Turns out that our winner doesn’t actually win the Jesse James Dupree-signed chainsaw outright, but gets entered into a lotto (with winners from other sites) to win it. Still, not a bad deal for the cost of the 10 seconds it took you to think of and enter a comment. Here’s our selection:

• Loni: “Slayground.”

This week we’re giving away two prize packs, each featuring a signed CD and signed poster of Ratt’s deliciously tasty new record Infestation. Oh, what’s that, you haven’t listened to the best new hair metal album in a generation yet? Better do that right now while you still can for free before it comes out on 4/20. This prize is so cool I kinda wanna just select a bogus winner and keep one for myself… but I won’t. Just come up with a tummy-tickling caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address or include it in your comment if you’re logged in with Facebook.