HUMAN STATUE GOES SOLO

Yes, it’s true. Because Brides of Destruction, Methods of Mayhem, Sixx A.M., and Tommy Lee and Vince Neil’s solo efforts all burned up the charts, Mick Mars has decided to follow in the footsteps of the rest of his Crue and try his hand at making a solo album. It’s no surprise that it took Mick this long to catch up with the other guys, seeing as he is now made mostly of stone.

In all seriousness: even with the ill-advised Fu-Manchu facial hair, Mick has always been the least-embarrassing member of Motley Crue. And without Nikki and Tommy around to insist that he try and sound all modern n’ shit, Mick might actually write a decent rock album. So I will give him the benefit of the doubt… for now.

In conclusion, HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT TROLL!!!

-AR