WOE OF TYRANTS: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHEAP TRICK

Dude, I dunno WHAT the fuck is going on today. I overslept, which is really unlike me; it’s, like, “Moses go build an ark!” raining; Sacha the Death Metal Puppy is going nuts, growling at something I can’t even see; and I can hear a crazy amount of sirens outside, plus some dude barking orders on a megaphone. If I was a paranoid person, I’d say that 5-0 was about to break down my door any second; instead, I’ll just chalk it up to the fact that there’s gonna be a full moon tonight.

At least when shit is going crazy, we’ll have some new Woe of Tyrants to act as the soundtrack by which we burn this fucker down. The band’s latest, Threnody, comes out two weeks from today, and the band is now streaming a new song, “Singing Surrender,” here. It would be awesome if the song were about doing Cheap Trick at the karaoke bar, but, alas, I think vocalist Chris Catanzaro probably had something else on his mind. Still a good song, though. I’m digging the “Epic”-like piano outro.

Threnody comes out April 14 on Metal Blade.

-AR