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THIS TOUR WILL F*CK YOU WITH A KNIFE

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THIS TOUR WILL F*CK YOU WITH A KNIFEWhich tour would that be? Why the MetalSucks and Decibel-sponsored Evisceration Plague Tour, of course! Featuring Cannibal Corpse (duh), 1349, Skeletonwitch and Lecherous Nocturne, this tour is guaranteed — as Axl so eloquently put it — to make audiences suffer and cum blood, leaving them stripped, raped and strangled, disfigured with hammer smashed faces, a skull full of maggots and their decency defiled. If you’re not excited about this tour then you must actually be sane and well-balanced and you’re no friend of ours.

Check out Cannibal Corpse’s new video for “Priests of Sodom” and read about why we ranked them the #10 Greatest Band to Inadvertently Ruin Metal.

Full list of tour dates after the jump. You Florida folks can finally stop bitching because you’ve got FOUR dates on the tour (new Ft. Lauderdale date just added!). And for the love of God people, we don’t book these tours… we just sponsor ’em… so don’t blame the messenger!

Decibel & MetalSucks Present in association with BC Rich Guitars & Iron Fist Clothing
The Evisceration Plague Tour featuring CANNIBAL CORPSE, with 1349, Skeletonwitch, & Lecherous Nocturne

Tue/Apr-20 Orlando, FL Club @ Firestone
Wed/Apr-21 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
Thu/Apr-22 Raleigh, NC @ Volume 11 Tavern
Fri/Apr-23 Springfield, VA @ JAXX
Sat/Apr-24 Worcester, MA @ Palladium (NEMHF)
Sun/Apr-25 Long Island, NY @ Crazy Donkey
Tue/Apr-27 Montreal, QC @ Club Soda
Wed/Apr-28 Toronto, ON @ Opera House
Thu/Apr-29 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
Fri/Apr-30 Milwaukee, WI @  Eagles Club
Sat/May-01 St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
Sun/May-02 Lawrence, KS @ Granada Theater
Mon/May-03 Denver, CO @ Gothic
Wed/May-05 San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
Thu/May-06 Los Angeles, CA @ House Of Blues
Fri/May-07 Tucson, AZ @ The Rock (no 1349)
Sat/May-08 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater (no 1349)
Mon/May-10 Corpus Christi, TX @ House of Rock (no 1349)
Tue/May-11 Austin, TX @ Emo’s (no 1349)
Wed/May-12 Houston, TX @ WIRED LIVE – formerly Meridian (no 1349)
Thu/May-13 New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues (no 1349)
Fri/May-14 Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live (no 1349)
Sat/May-15 Tampa, FL @ State Theater (no 1349)
Sun/May-16th Ft. Lauderdale, FL Culture Room (no 1349)

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