BACKSLIDERS AND APOSTATES WILL BURN: THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP

Yo, fuck James Cameron and his blue-cat-people-fucking-in-the-rain-forest movie. If you released this promo for Backsliders and Apostates Will Burn, the forthcoming four song EP from The Austerity Program, in Imax 3D, it would gross $2,667,907,958. That’s a dollar more than Avatard has made worldwide as of this writing. Suck it, Cameron.

Unfortunately, a Titanic-sized conspiracy is preventing this life-altering film from being seen in the format for which it was intended. Oh, well. At least they stuck it up on YouTube, so all the world could get a little taste.

Backsliders and Apostates Will Burn comes out May 4 on Hydra Head. And if you ask real nice, maybe TAP vocalist/guitarist Justin Foley will write some columns for MetalSucks in the not-too-distant future.

-AR