SPEAKING OF KIDS WHO LIKE PANTERA AND CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU…

…I saw this video of British seventeen year-old Jacqueline Mannering on Metal Insider. MI says she’s gained prominence recently due to some tweets by Ashton Kutcher, who, when he’s not acting as cougar fodder, is apparently thinking about shtupping underage girls. (He compared Mannering to Penelope Cruz, which is… just wrong, dude.)

But this is the metal world, where anyone with musical talent or a vagina is equally worshiped by hordes of drooling fanboys. And since Mannering has both, I’m sure she there’s lots of big things in store for her.

Check out video of Mannering absolutely decimating John Petrucci’s solo from Dream Theater’s “As I Am” at Metal Insider.

-AR