HORSE THE BAND TO RELEASE MORE DVDS THAN ANYONE ACTUALLY HAS TIME TO WATCH

I bought a six DVD set once. It was called Miso Horny, it cost ten dollars, and it literally took me weeks to watch the entire thing, ’cause, well, it’s hard to get through that much content when you’re only watching in fifteen-second increments. I certainly got a lotta bang for my buck, though!

Speaking of bang for your buck: Horse the Band are releasing a six DVD/photo book set from their Earth Tour. Even though I should be able to watch it for slightly longer periods of time than I was the aforementioned yellow fever collection, I still anticipate it taking months and months to get through the whole thing, which will apparently be fifteen hours long. I mean, it took me a week to watch that entire Cannibal Corpse DVD, and that was only three discs! Six discs is so overwhelming!

Still, I bet it’ll be worth it. The “Horse the Blog” bits that HTB keyboardist Lord Gold did for us are some of the most bestest ever to run on MetalSucks, if you ask me. If these DVDs are even half as entertaining, they should be well worth however much time it takes to get through them all.

There’s no release date on this puppy yet, but we’ll let you know when there is. In the meantime, you can read more details here.

-AR