IF ONLY ALL FIGURE SKATING WERE THIS METAL(LICA)

Anyone watch the gold medal Olympic hockey game yesterday? Holy shit. Hockey is just so fucking metal, even with the Olympic-imposed fight ban. What a great game that was… tensions and emotions were so high! It’s crazy to think that this week Americans and Canadians will have to go back to playing on the same teams again after two weeks of blind patriotism and ire for one another and their countries.

Our sisters from another mistress at Reign in Blonde are all over the finer side of the Winter Olympics, offering the whole back-story of Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko who’s apparently extremely butt-hurt over his loss to an American. That’s amusing and all, but not as amusing as this video the RiB girls posted of some clever digital effects editor’s take on his routine… to Metallica’s “Battery”… with a battle-axe. Epic.

-VN