“MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!” A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST!

It’s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains releaseds Sworn to the Dark. That makes my souls colds and darks, likes the insides of Kirstie Alley’s beastlys anus. Buts finallys, now, we sees the lights at the ends of the beastlys anus: Watains is gonnas release a news albums on 7 June ons Season of Mist.

Thats alls I knows right nows. Erik Danielsson froms Watains says “May the gods unto which it is written be pleased!”, buts I bets godses gots nothings to dos with its.

-NC