THE BEST SEVEN-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE

No, we’re not giving away a chance to sleep with Cristina Scabbia. As though you could even last seven-and-a-half minutes with her, Short Round.

What I’m actually referring to is the below video, sent in by longtime reader Saul Hudson. It’s just… incredible. I don’t want to give too much away because the less you know in advance the funnier this will be, but… just watch.

If for some reason you really can’t hang in there for the duration (That’s two premature ejaculation jokes in one post!), skip ahead to roughly 3:20 and watch from there. In Saul’s words, you should really just watch the entire thing.

-AR