F*CK YOU, EVANESCENCE

Alright, so this isn’t actually Evanescence, but, rather, some Swedish band called The Murder of My Sweet. But is there any doubt who we have to thank for this garbage? All it needs it some dude who sounds like Mike Shitnoda rapping and we’d be all set.

Of all the cheap, shitty videos I’ve posted this week, this is far and away the cheapest and shittiest. My bar mitzvah video had better production values than this.

And the song isn’t even decent. So you can’t say “Well the video sucks but the band is good.” No. Hate-fuck this all right to fucking hell.

Then again, if you can say the words “I’m a goth” with a straight face and just got your first period, you’ll probably love it.

-AR