THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE MADE A FEATURE LENGTH WESTERN? AND A GANSTA MOVIE?!?!

Last night reader Antipope Zosimus e-mailed us the simple message “You know about the feature length Insane Clown Posse western, right?” And I don’t know about Vince, but, no, I most certainly did not know that ICP made a feature length western, entitled Big Money Rustlas. (Un)Luckily, Antipope included a link to a trailer… which is pretty much the funniest thing ever. What’s the logic here? Why are some people dressed as clowns and others aren’t? Do Juggalos really wanna see one of their beloved play the hero while the other plays the villain – mightn’t they rather see a Lethal Weapon-style buddy cop comedy team-up? IS THAT JIMMY HART?!?

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!

/Film has brought it to my attention that ICP have actually made a feature length film before – this one seemingly a gangsta epic, entitled Big Money Hustla$. (Ah, I see what they did there. Clever.) It once again seems to pit the members of ICP against one another, which I don’t understand, but then again, clearly I’m not ICP’s target audience, as my mother and father are not cousins.

Big Money Hustla$ is available on Netflix, where it is described for being fans of such films as Heat and Tina Turner: One Last Time. If you’re all on very, very good behavior, maybe I’ll try to suffer through it and do a write-up for you.

-AR