ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2010

So we’ve gotten some requests from readers for some kind of 2010 preview, but here’s the thing: is there really anyone who doesn’t know that bands like The Dillinger Escape Plan, Pig Destroyer, and Nachtmystium have new albums coming out this year? There’s nothing we can really tell you about those releases that either a) we haven’t already told you or b) you couldn’t read in any other number of places.

Still, we wanted to do something… And so the brilliant Gary Suarez came up with the excellent idea for Albums That Will Fuck Your Face Off in 2010: today, various inhabitants of the MetalSucks Mansion will post short write-ups spotlighting albums by bands that, even if they aren’t exactly new or unknown, haven’t yet had their break-out release. We believe these albums could be those break-outs.

Oh, except that Bob Cock doesn’t take direction very well, and he just wrote about a bunch of albums he excited for this year. But that’s okay, because we love Cock so much, we could never stay mad for that long.

ANYWAY, we’ll be posting these throughout the day. We hope you enjoy them.

-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks