70,000 TONS OF METAL… ON A MOTHAF*CKIN’ BOAT
70,000 tons of metal! Imagine. January. Cold, bad fucking weather. But you, your friends and 40 metal bands will go to the Carribean to take over a cruise ship!
70,000 tons of metal! 4 days, 40 bands, 1 cruise ship, only 2,000 tickets! It’s like everyone has a backstage pass. The trip of a lifetime!
Don’t get too excited just yet because this cruise doesn’t leave until January of 2011. But seven out of 40 bands have already been confirmed; Amon Amarth, Sodom, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Trouble, Uli Jon Roth and Witchburner.
I’ve seen a few of these kinds of cruises happening in Scandinavia over the past few years, but as far as I know this is the first American cruise of its kind (though I’m sure someone will correct me), leaving from Miami, FL heading to Cozumel, Mexico and back.
So, um, if you’ve got no life and wanna spend 4 days on a cruise ship with 2,000 metalheads who have more money than brains and like their vacations pre-packaged, sign up now! On the bright side, you could get to party with Amon Amarth on a muthafuckin’ boat.
-VN
[Thanks: Daisuka K.]
