SUGGESTIONS FOR METAL REALITY SHOWS

Cosmo Lee at the indomitable blog Invisible Oranges is having a little fun today. The Osbournes ain’t got nothin’ on some of Cosmo’s proposed metal reality shows:

Rock Star: Anthrax: 15 contestants compete to become the next singer of Anthrax. There is no band more appropriate for this show.

Man vs. Shitty Deathcore: Adam Richman attempts to digest the entire discographies of Emmure, The Acacia Strain, Rose Funeral, and Whitechapel. Who will win, Richman or breakdowns?

So You Think You Can Mosh

But wait… it’s actually a contest! Chime in with your own idea for a metal reality show in the comments section on Invisible Oranges by this Friday the 15th at midnight EST and Cosmo’s favorite entry will win a copy of the Pure Fucking Mayhem DVD. Of course we encourage such happy fun time activities in our own comments section too, but all we can offer is an e-pat on the back.

-VN