HAPPY DETHDAY TO AXL!

It’s unclear yet whether Axl will be able to un-bury himself from the cavalcade of hookers I’ve sent into the Axl Annex of the MS Mansion today. I think he said something about wanting to post a little bit today despite the depression induced by being one day closer to death, but he’s not returning my pneumatic tube messages and the smell of cheap perfume is so overwhelming I can’t get within 50 feet of his door. I’ma try and send Higgins over there to see wassup but at the very least you MS faithfaul will be able to enjoy some QT with good ol’ Uncle Vince today.

Happy birthday, Axl!

-VN