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DO I OR DO I NOT CARE ABOUT SEEING PUSCIFER LIVE? THAT IS THE QUESTION.

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maynard pusciferPuscifer, Maynard James Keenan’s bizarro electro lounge music side-project, just announced a string of East Coast and Midwest dates for Spring 2010… and while I was initially very excited, upon further reflection I’m not so sure.

I feel like I’m in a cartoon, when a character has an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, both strongly making the case for their cause. Here’s what mine are saying:

Angel: It’s Maynard! He’s a genius! While Puscifer might not really be your bag, Maynard’s one of the most creative guys in all of music and will surely put on a show that’s at the very least entertaining. Go to the show! Come on! Do it! You know it’s the right thing and you won’t regret it.

Devil: Don’t bother with this tripe. The music’s not that interesting, and the show won’t be what you’re hoping for. Ultimately you want this to be Tool, and it isn’t Tool at all. Don’t waste your money or your time… no reason to go to this!

I’m divided. I really don’t know what to do. Halp!

Full list of tour dates after the jump.

-VN

March 2    Atlanta, GA       CW Center Stage
March 3    Atlanta, GA       CW Center Stage
March 5    Washington, DC     Lincoln Center
March 6    Washington, DC     Lincoln Center
March 8     Philadelphia, PA     Theater of Living Arts
March 9     Philadelphia, PA     Theater of Living Arts
March 11     New York, NY     Grand Ballroom
March 13     New York, NY     Apollo Theater
March 15     Boston, MA     Berklee Academy of Music
March 16     Boston, MA     Berklee Academy of Music
March 19     Toronto, ON     Queen Elizabeth Theater
March 20     Toronto, ON     Queen Elizabeth Theater
March 21     Lorain, OH     Lorain Theater
March 23     Detroit, MI     Royal Oak Theater
March 24     Detroit, MI     Royal Oak Theater
March 26     Chicago, IL     Vic Theater
March 27     Chicago, IL     Vic Theater
March 29     Milwaukee, WI     Pabst Theater
March 30     St. Louis, MO     Roberts Orpheum Theater
March 31     Kansas City, MO     Uptown Theater
April 2         Minneapolis, MN     Pantages Theater
April 3         Minneapolis, MN     Pantages Theater

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