END YOUR MONDAY WITH SOME SH*TTY NEWS

After the jump is some incredibly depressing news. DO NOT READ IT UNLESS YOU ARE IN A VERY GOOD PLACE IN YOUR LIFE AND CAN HANDLE THE ABSOLUTE CRAPPINESS OF THIS NEWS. Seriously. I told Vince and he started weeping. You’ve been warned.

Ready?

Are you sure?

Okay… here it is…

There is going to be a new Limp Bizkit album in 2010.

It is going to be called Gold Cobra.

Before you contemplate suicide, remember that Pig Destroyer have a new album coming out next year, too. Hopefully their grindy goodness will counterbalance the pure evil that is music’s worst of the worst.

-AR