MY SHADOW ONLY LIKES TO MAKE LOVE FACE-TO-FACE

So I was perusing Blabbermouth this morning when I saw that there’s a band called Fuck Your Shadow From Behind. Now, that’s an intriguing band name if ever I heard one – I mean, what the fucking fuck are these wacky Germans talking about? Are they making a Jung reference? Do they advocate the rape of Peter Pan? Or do they just think it sounds cool? – so I decided to check them out.

Anyways, that concludes my interest in Fuck Your Shadow From Behind. They have an album coming out in February, but you won’t see it reviewed here on MetalSucks. This band is bor-ing. Oh well. Funny name, though.

-AR