ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT?

Fuck $14,000 moon-men statues; THIS is what I need. A laughingly shitty electric bass and an 8 Watt practice amp that are both “pre-owned” (?!?!?) by Chip Z’nuff? WANT WANT WANT!

Will someone with $150 to spare pretty please buy this combo for me? Deals this good don’t come around often. That’s “$150 FIRM,” people. No bargaining! To think Chip Z’nuff hands once graced the frebtboard and volume knob of these fine peices of rock memorabilia… sheesh! The mind boggles at the sheer enormity of the situation.

-VN

[Thanks: Edward Nudd]