WITHIN TEMPTATION AND THE CASE OF THE CRYIN’ INJUN

In case you’ve somehow never seen it before, watch this old PSA from the 70s:

Now watch the new Within Temptation video. It’s probably best to put your computer on mute first, though, because – and I say this as someone who is a sucker for a good power ballad – the song is aural diarrhea.

The director of that terrible video for that terrible song is named Oscar Verpoort. But I will forever remember him as Oscar Verpoop, the man whose greatest cinematic inspiration is the “Crying Indian” commercial that starred an Italian guy dressed as an Indian.

Also, if you like Within Temptation, get to a doctor and have yourself checked for brain herpes.

-AR