FUN WITH MARILYN MANSON SWINE FLU PUNS

So, Marilyn Mansion has Swine Flu. This is very amusing. Says Manson, “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.”

Let’s have some fun with this, shall we? Let’s play a game where the object is to come up with Manson-related Swine Flu puns, and the prize is the satisfaction of knowing you’re hilarious. I’m gonna go first:

• The Beautiful Pig-Squeal
• Piggy Ramirez
• Eat Me, Eat Me
• The Pork Show

Now your turn… go!

-VN