THE SWORD WILL HAVE A SONG IN THIS AWFUL LOOKING MOVIE

There’s some hype around Jennifer’s Body ’cause it’s the first film that stripper-turned-screenwriter Diablo Cody has written since she won the Oscar for Juno, which is one of those movies you either love or hate. But it’s from the director of the live-action Aeon Flux, which is a bad sign, and besides The Sword, the soundtrack is mostly hipster-douche bands I can’t stand. Of course, some people would argue that The Sword are a hipster douche band…

Anyways, it’s a slow news month, and any excuse to post Megan Fox looking all whorish pretty much the way she always does, right?

Jennifer’s Body comes out September 14. It takes place in a world where Amanda Seyfried is considered the ugly girl.

-AR