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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION WINO 180-GRAM VINYL!

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emo kidLast week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest was a doozy ’cause we had a very special photo, and this week we’ve got another from the same top secret source! But first, the winners to last week’s contest, all of whom will receive a copy of The Agonist’s new CD Lullabies For the Dormant Mind and an autographed poster of the band:

balls: “The average Metalsucks “Top 21 Metal Albums of the 21st Century” panelist just moments before sending in his entry for the list.”

Mutt Weiler: “Fuck! I’m going to have to buy a better camera. Even at 10x digital zoom I can’t see my dick!”

raiseyerfists: “WARNING: Listening to music from Victory Records may cause harm to your health. Monthly exams are advised to make sure your testicles have not disintegrated.”

canea: “Searching for his dignity, a young emo comes up empty-handed.”

Fufkin: “I’m looking for the man in the mirror”

This week we’re giving away one very special vinyl copy of Wino’s Punctuated Equilibrium. It’s on 180-gram vinyl with a bonus 10″ featuring 4 vinyl-only exclusive tracks. Bam. Come up with a funny caption to the below photo and it’s yours.

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