OH, SNAP: NO ONE TOLD ZAKK WYLDE HE’S NOT OZZY’S GUITARIST ANYMORE

First of all:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Second of all:

I just stepped out to grab some lunch (and no one tried to shoot me!), and when I returned to the mansion, my inbox was flooded with readers e-mailing to tell me about the following tweets from one Mr. Zakk Wylde:

I’m doing Blizzcon with him in August and supposed to finish up the cd in September….this is news to me about 4 hours ago from web

I haven’t heard anything about this. Until I talk to the Boss I don’t know. I love Ozzy.about 4 hours ago from web

We don’t have a lot of close ties to the Ozzy camp (Gee, I wonder why?), but I did do some snooping and I can 110% promise you that, yes, Ozzy is auditioning at least one guitar player. And I have to imagine there are others. So, in conclusion, looks like Ozzy and Sharon did the menschy thing here and let Zakk find out that he’s fired with the rest of us. Nice work, Osbournes.

-AR