OH, JUST BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS (PART 2)

Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Army of Anyone, The Panic Channel – these groups all had the wrong idea. Keeping the band relatively intact but hiring a new singer who sounds nothing like your old singer is, from a business perspective, a huge misstep. At least 75% of the above-mentioned bands could go crawling back to their ex when it was time – poor Velvet Revolver didn’t have that luxury.

No no no, much better to hire a new singer who looks and sounds exactly like your old singer, right?

By the way, I can’t believe that this is an official, Yahoo-sanctioned video. It makes that shit I did look like a fucking Kubrick movie.