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SOME TRUE FACTS

  • Axl Rosenberg
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FactFact: this band is from Japan.

Fact: they all wear identical, grinning kabuki masks.

Fact: they autotune as a weapon.

Fact: I have not done any cocaine in some time.

Fact: this band blows goats.

Fact.

-AR

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