DOES SEBASTIAN BACH REALLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME???
Alright, in case ya didn’t know: prior to the borderline-unlistenable Angel Down, all of Sebastian Bach’s solo albums had titles based on terrible puns using his name – e.g. Bring ‘Em Bach Alive, Bach to Basics, etc. I don’t even have to tell you what a retarded conceit that was, but given that a) Sebastian Bach actually is retarded and b) Sebastian Bach’s remaining fan base is also retarded (hello, Karen James), this wasn’t surprising.
But we’ve been following Baz on Twitter these past weeks, and as it turns out, he actually feels the need to replace the word “back” with his name whenever possible. To wit, these tweets which I culled only from the last seven days:
Writing lyrics in the Bach yard whilst achieving most vociferous tan. Methinks I may record 2nite #fb
just got Bach from 4.3 mile run. Listened to 2 new demos from @jameyjasta and Heaven & Hell CD #fb
just did 4 mile run. I am Bach on the Trail (groan) #fb11:26 AM May 13th from txt
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, do you think Baz does this all the fucking time? No wonder he got fired from Skid Row. His family must want to kill him. Actually, his sons are named “London” and “Paris,” so I’m fairly certainly at some point they’ll Menendez him anyway, but no jury in the world will convict them as long as they explain that Daddy felt a constant need to use his name instead of the word “back.” BECAUSE IT’S REALLY FUCKING STUPID AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
I actually tweeted Bach Bach (get it?) to tell him it was okay to stop doing this, we all remember what his name is, etc.
Needless to say, he never got Bach to me.
-AR
