DOUCHE BAG FROM TERRIBLE BAND TO COMPETE FOR AFFECTIONS OF UGLIEST SLUT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
Here are things I didn’t know until I checked Blabbermouth this morning:
- The bass player for my absolute favorite band in the entire world, Dope, is named Derek “Tripp” Tribbett, aka “Sinister.” Because apparently “Virus” was already taken.
- Daisy from Rock of Love 2, a.k.a. The World’s Best Argument for the Illegalization of Plastic Surgery, is getting her own show, the horribly titled Daisy of Love.
- “Sinister” will be a contestant on this show. Which means eventually, these two might fuck:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THESE TWO HAD A BABY? I mean, if anyone is actually looking for a scientific way to create a Medusa-like creature that can turn men to stone just by looking at them, having these idiots procreate would probably do the trick. I literally cannot imagine, in my mind’s eye, a douchier, uglier, more deplorable pair of human beings than these two.
Also, why is the bass player from Dope even going on a reality dating show? Does Edsel use up all the ugly star fucking skanks out on the road all by his lonesome? Or is “Sinister” just that hungry for the spotlight that he’s going on television to try and bang one of the least attractive “women” I have ever laid eyes on?
Everything about this pairing is hilarious and despicable and sad at the same time. It’s not intriguing enough for me to watch the show, but, hey…
-AR
