IF IT’S PASSOVER, IT MUST BE TIME FOR “CREEPING DEATH”

Vince and I are not in the MetalSucks Mansion right now. In fact, we haven’t been here most of the day. You’ve been reading stories we wrote earlier in the day and then auto-programmed to publish at their allotted times. Isn’t technology swell?

Why aren’t we working on the site right now, you ask? ‘Cause it’s Passover, that most metal of Jewish holidays. How metal? Why, Metallica wrote a song about it, of course!

So thanks to our pal Anton OyVey and his totally excellent blog, Bacon Jew (“I’m a Jew and I Love Bacon!”), for a) expressing our shared dread of spending too much time with our families (I don’t give a fuck who is still technically the youngest, I ain’t asking no more fucking questions), and b) posting this clip of Metallica performing said Passover classic on their Cunning Stunts DVD.

And if you don’t understand what “Creeping Death” has to do with Passover, head over to Bacon Jew to read the lyrics!

-AR