FINALLY, A GOJIRA HEADLINING TOUR!

I’ve been dying to see Gojira do a full headlining set for a long time now, but said desire increased a hundred fold after I watched them pretty much blow In Flames off the stage back in December. Seriously: anyone who says the French are weaklings has never seen this band live. Because they will crush you. Crush your balls.

So. Looks like I’ll get my chance to see Gojira play for at least an hour this spring, when they’re doing a headlining trek with The Chariot and Car Bomb as support. I’m honestly not that familiar with The Chariot’s music, but I do know that Norma Jean started their descent into being the world’s most boring band after Josh Scogin left the fold; and Car Bomb are the tits. And even if you don’t like either of those bands, well, have I mention that FUCKING GOJIRA WILL CRUSH YOUR FUCKING BALLS?!?

Tour dates after the jumperooni.

5/1 Springfield, VA @ Jaxx
5/2 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
5/3 Philadelphia, PA @ The TLA
5/4 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s
5/6 New York, NY @ Blender Theatre
5/7 Montreal, QC @ Club Soda
5/8 Toronto, ON @ Mod Club
5/9 Detroit, MI @ Harpo’s
5/10 Chicago, IL @ Logan Square
5/11 St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
5/13 Denver, CO @ Marquis
5/14 Murray, UT @ Murray Theater
5/17 Vancouver, BC @ Richards On Richards
5/18 Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
5/19 Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
5/21 San Francisco, CA @ Slims
5/22 Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse
5/24 Hollywood, CA @ The Key Club

-AR