SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED [AND DRINK COW PISS] TO: CRUSH KILL DESTROY – “WALTER MONDALE”

Or as holler-riffic future-fowad Chicago label Contraphonic reports/suggests, perhaps we should now call them Crush(ed) Kill(ed) Destroy(ed), since despite an internet-only full-length release just recently scratching the light of day (entitled The World’s Largest Area), the band apparently played their final, farewell show a couple weeks ago at the infamous Empty Bottle in Chi-town — so y’know…RIP.

:-(

Onto greener pastures, one hopes…

:-)

Clearly this band isn’t as metal with a capital MMMMM as we’re oft accustomed to around these parts…but their name sure is! Er, um, was. And if this angular, spastically dissonant opening track from their excellent 2006 album Metric Midnight doesn’t give you the energy to get yr Saturdaze goin, perhaps you need a big ol’ swig of THIS.

“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too.” Yuuummmy!!

CRUSH KILL DESTROY – “Walter Mondale”, from Metric Midnight (2006)

-KW