EARTHSBLOODILICIOUS GOD FORBID PRE-ORDER! YUM.

Bad economy got you down? Then rejoice in the fact that you can pre-order God Forbid’s boner-worthy new album Earthsblood, together with a t-shirt and bonus CD — for only $18. That’s cheaper than most retail CDs… or what goes for a “dime” of pot these days… or a tranny blowjob in Chelsea… but I digress.

Aside from the fantastic, forward-thinking, insert-superlative-for-“brutal”-here Earthsblood, you’ll also receive a bonus CD containing the audio of the entire live set included on the Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression DVD. The (non-black!) t-shirt is killer too, featuring the Earthsblood cover artwork. What else do you need to know? You can preview a couple of tracks from Earthsblood on God Forbid’s MySpace page and then indulge in the pre-order at the CM Distro webstore. Don’t say we never did nothin’ for ya.

-VN